Satire: After Allah, I am Thankful To BAP For Being My BAAP, Says Chairman Senate

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Chairman Senate Sadiq Sanjrani, who has some special powers that make him the best
Senate Chairman ever survived a no confidence motion on August 1, 2019 in the parliament.

“Some magical powers are with me and they have been supporting me right from the
Senate elections of 2018” said Chairman Senate Sadiq Sanjrani while giving a secret
interview to us after being victorious against opposition each and every time.

After surviving a no confidence motion against him, Sanjrani says that he is no longer going to fear from any no confidence motion against him ever in his life.

He told us that he turned out victorious even when he was himself expecting it the least.

Thanking his Godfather party, Sanjrani told The Scoop that he even hopes to be the next
Prime Minister of Pakistan because he has a protection shield no one can dare to break.

Explaining in detail, he assured that he would not even have to pass the condition of being
“Sadiq & Ameen” for becoming next Prime Minister because as he mentioned earlier, he has some special powers and he is thankful to his BAAP party for blessing him with those powers.

He also revealed that his magical powers could even turn oppositions’ votes in his favor
and can even double the number of those votes.

“I can get votes double than the actual number of senators in the parliament because my
Godfather party is not just a party, it’s a fairy godfather as well”, he said with a smirk on his face.”

 

Malik Ahsan Raza Budh
Malik Ahsan Raza Budh
The writer is a leading satirist.

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